Donald Trump is waiting for ‘EASY D’ and only people with a dirty mind ‘know’ what he’s on about

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    Right everyone, listen up – and listen carefully.

    Donald J. Trump , 45th President of the United States of America and former reality TV star is waiting for ‘Easy D’ – and he’s not afraid who knows it.

    Which is just as well, because now all 24.2 million of his Twitter followers know.

    Never one to shy away from sharing the inner workings of his mind, President Trump was making yet another impassioned point about his party’s immigration order which bars refugees and those from seven predominately Muslim countries from entering the U.S.

    With undocumented immigration at a reported 12-year-low, the central thesis of President’s Trump tweet is bound to cause some concern.

    But then he went and mentioned EASY D.

    IN CAPITALS.

    Here’s what he said.

    For those of you who love a bit of smut, you’ll already be drawing your own filthy conclusions about ‘D’.

    ‘D’, it seems, is also a slang term for a certain male appendage.

    It’s the same sort of ‘D’ which caused so much amusement two years ago when Marks & Spencer made an embarrassing gaffe advertising their bread .

    What Marks & Spencer were actually referring to was Vitamin D – could President Trump also be talking about that?

    Well, no one else seems to think so.

    Because no one else knows what to think.

    Plenty of people agreed it lent itself nicely to a hip-hop alias .

    We have to yet to hear Sean Spicer’s interpretation of what ‘EASY D’ is.

    Can’t wait.

    So what else could it be? Damp? Deportation? Dragons?

    There’s no word yet from President Trump as to what EASY D is.

    All we – and he – has in the way of reassurance, for now, are these guys are weighing in.

    Quite.

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